Look at my nails omfg
How did you take that photo?!?
This girl has too much time on her hands…
why are 13 year olds these days constantly drinking, smoking weed and having sex?? when i was 13 i had a stable job, a loving wife, 3 good kids, and some savings put away for my retirement. i worry about the younger generation sometimes smh
american sex ed
OH MY GOD
Fuck I’m walking downtown and I pass a group of guys staring at me and I think “great catcall time” but then one guy goes “you look like you could kill a man a million different ways with just your bare hands”. This. This is an acceptable comment to give a girl on the street.
my friend adopted a dog called Deeper and every time someone says “COME DEEPER!!” i lose my shit
God dammit Spongebob! What is wrong with your eyes!? #murder #easter #spongebob #wtf #pleasedontkillme